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33 Greatest Aviation Lies T-Shirt

33 Greatest Aviation Lies T-Shirt

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Manufacturer's Part No. 2037

Product Code: 2037

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33 Greatest Aviation Lies T Shirt
1. I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you.
2. Me? I've never busted Minimums.
3.We will be on time, maybe even early.
4. Pardon me, ma'am, I seem to have lost my jet keys.
5. I have no interest in flying for the airlines.
6. I fixed it right the first time, it must have failed for other reasons.
7. All that turbulence spoiled my landing.
8. I'm a member of the mile high club.
9. I only need glasses for reading.
10. I broke out right at minimums.
11. The weather is going to be alright, it's clearing to VFR.
12. Don't worry about weight and balance...it'll fly.
13. If we get a little lower I think we'll see the lights.
14. I'm 22, got 6,000hrs, a four year degree, and 3,000hrs in a Lear.
15. We shipped the part yesterday.
16. I'd love to have a woman co-pilot.
17. All you have to do is follow the book.
18. This plane out performs the book by 20 percent.
19. We in aviation are overpaid, underworked, and well respected.
20. Oh sure, no problem....I've got 2,000hrs in that aircraft.
21. I have 5,000hrs total time..3,200hrs are actual instrument.
22. No need to look that up...I've got it memorized!
23. Sure I can fly it...it has wings doesn't it?
24. We'll be home by lunchtime.
25. Your plane will be ready by 2pm.
26. I'm always glad to see the FAA.
27. We fly everyday...we don't need recurrent training.
28. I just came out of annual - How could anything be wrong.
29. I thought YOU took care of that.
30.I've got the field in sight. 31. I've got the traffic in sight.
32. Of course I know where we are.
33. I KNOW the gear was down.

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